...I don't know. I just woke up here one day.

[[He'll refrain from mentioning the fact that this was...after he'd gotten practically burned to death by the Worst Person Ever.]]

No one knows how we get here. We just do.

[[They say all good things come in threes, and Kariya's Pokemon are no exception; as he speaks, there comes the sound of wings, before his....giant scythebeast lands beside him, blinking at the camera.]]

But I think you'll enjoy it here.

[[He is, after all! So you will too! Defs!]]