What do you mean I don't have a choice? Of course, I have a choice! And I choose no! Didn't you hear me the first time? I am not going to waste my time fighting ssssome charitable idiot who decides to spend his time caring for Slowpokes! I have much more important things to do!

[Like uh...hmm. Actually his schedule's pretty empty right now, but he's going to act like it's not.]

Besides! If it does happen eventually as you ssseem to misguidedly think it will, then the only thing that will happen is your defeat! Your defeat at the hands of Cobra!